Australian Mother Receives a Bill
From the Government for 2 cents
Pre
discussion questions
How would
you feel if you received a bill for 2 cents?
What
do you think the mother in this story does when she receives a bill for 2
cents?
Nobody wants to receive a letter from the
government telling them they owe money.
However, in this story, the bill is for a whopping 2 cents!
So the mother who received the bill wrote a
hilarious reply.
The government letter said:
"You have been overpaid. We are, therefore,
required to recover this amount."
She wrote back:
"Oh God!" you think. "I
didn't realize! Will I have to sell my house? I don't own a house! Why did I
spend my house savings eating all that bread?"
Kerry King, a mother-of-two from Australia,
received this letter from Australia's social services department Centrelink.
But amusingly
, the letter went on to say: "Our records show you have a debt of $0.02
and you have not made an arrangement
to repay this debt.
"We would prefer to settle this matter
without taking action."
The department sent this woman a big scary
letter to inform her she had a whopping 2c debt to pay off.
Kerry, being the upstanding citizen she is had to do something about it.
She sent the letter back to them and paid
her treacherous debt in full. She
paid it with a 2 cent coin that she found.
Two cent coins were stopped being used in
Australia many years ago.
She even sent them a happy "Merry
Christmas" with a happy Santa smiley face.
"I was contemplating sending them a five cent piece and asking for the change," she joked.
Try
to guess the meaning of the words in bold and match them with their closest
meaning from the choices in the right. Some of the answers are very close and
have similar meaning. The meaning of these words is how they are used in the
reading. Some of these words have different meanings in the dictionary
depending on how they are used.
The
answers are below the table.
whopping
|
A
|
1
|
Very funny
|
hilarious
|
B
|
2
|
A huge or very big amount
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amusingly
|
C
|
3
|
To be someone of good character, good
morals, honest and true
|
arrangement
|
D
|
4
|
To consider or to think about doing something
|
upstanding
|
E
|
5
|
A promise, an agreement
|
treacherous
|
F
|
6
|
Small money returned from the payment of
a bill
|
contemplating
|
G
|
7
|
Very bad and difficult, to destroy the
trust that someone has for someone
|
the change
|
H
|
8
|
Something that gets you interested but in
a funny or humorous way
|
A=2, B=1, C=8, D=5, E=3, F=7,
G=4, H=6
Some
example sentences using the new words or phrases from the meaning of how they
are used in the reading to help you understand better.
1.
The costs to fix an expensive
car can seem a whopping amount.
2.
Korean people call these shows
gag shows which they think are hilarious.
3.
Cats are amused by things that move around.
4.
I don’t have enough money now,
but can I make an arrangement to pay
you next week?
5.
Korea is wanting a more upstanding president next time.
6.
The boat had to fight treacherous ocean waves.
7.
We are contemplating where to take our holiday next year.
8.
In Germany, it is polite to let
the restaurant owner keep the
small change when you pay the
bill.
Some
questions using the new words/phrases. Try to use the words/phrases in your
answer.
1.
What would you do if you
received a whopping gas heating bill
this winter?
2.
What do you find most hilarious about today’s story?
3.
Have you ever of someone
receiving an amusing letter like the
one in the story?
4.
How do you arrange to make your bill payments? Do you arrange to pay online, at a shop, by phone, or another way?
5.
Describe someone in your
country that people think is an upstanding
citizen.
6.
Do you feel that government
politicians are treacherous? Why or
why not?
7.
What are you contemplating doing this New Year’s?
8.
If you pay with cash, what do
you usually do with the change? For
example I like to collect my change
and save it to spend at a café.